Hearken to us! We can bury friend and foe alike in mail if that is what you wish for. Have angry constituents who despise you for selling out to Washington or being a Gerrymandering prick? Mail them propaganda until they submit to your will. Have a new business and you want to get the word out? Make some coupons and bulk mail the shit out of them. Everyone around here is old, they'll like that. The possibilities are nigh endless.