We can make copies of whatever useless drivel... I mean, of whatever important documents you bring to us. We can print it on the paper sizes shown above, for example, or on a custom paper size if you're willing to give us all of your money. We are like gods, having control over the forces of life and death, creation and destruction. It is fitting that we are given suitable tribute by you. And much like gods, we become angered if you try to withhold our just tribute. Remember this when you do business with us.